Schlub McSchluberson hates his mindless job so he pursues a career in self-publishing. However, The Schlub finds that being a story creator is not as fun as he thought.
The Schlub is a weekly graphic story series by Illya King.

Schlub McSchluberson
Frustrated comic illustrator and the most boring man in the world.

Cassie Cat
Partner of The Schlub. Loves Harry Potter and stuff toys.

The Boss
Manager of the transportation business where The Schlub works.

The Child
Son of Cassie Cat from her first marriage.

Junior
Son of Cassie Cat and The Schlub.

The Blazing Bag of Poo
The villain of Supertown and archenemy of Citizen Overdrive.

Captain Capitalism
Hero of money and commerce.

Steve Politico
The Schlub's co-worker and friend.

Citizen Overdrive
Hero of Supertown, USA. The Blazing Bag of Poo's target of hatred.

Jackson
Co-Worker and friend of The Schlub. In charge of training.

Jerry the Bathroom Bandit
Co-worker and serial non-flusher.

William Handlebars
The Schlub's best friend.
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